Though at first look at this photo, you may recall Sean Penn's immortal words from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, "My dad's a TV repairman. He has an awesome set of tools! I can fix it," this wrecked, upside-down '11 Corvette Grand Sport is the work of its intoxicated driver who took the phrase "Half off on the Bonneville" literally.

 The photos stand as more than a warning against driving intoxicated. The driver at fault severed her hand in the process. 

Please enjoy your Corvettes responsibly.